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t's time for a light-hearted and fun post!
Being a legend at BJs (haha...), of course I won't divulge ALL my secrets... (sorry, I'm a bit selfish) ... However, there are many ways women can wreck a BJ... so I've decided to reveal what NOT to do when engaging in fellatio.
Holly Jean's Top Ten DON'Ts when giving head

10. Definitely Don't blow
Calling it a blow job is definitely misleading. You don't blow it at all. The only blowing that's done is by him...

9. Don't bang his balls
Some women think that squeezing his balls together will make him come quicker. But in my experience, it often distracts a man and can be painful. My recommendation would be to gently caress the scrotum.

8. Don't look like it's gross
Yes... I admit giving a BJ is not exactly the same as eating choc chip ice cream... but you got to make it look like it is. Get it?

(And by the way, it's not gross... I read somewhere that it's actually cleaner than putting your own fingers in your mouth!)

7. Don't suck too hardMen don't like it soft and wimpy but it's just as bad if you put his penis in a choke hold! Apply only moderate suction.

6. Don't go too fast

If you start to get impatient, and go faster and faster before he's ready... then his penis might lose sensation. Timing is the key... keep a constant pace and only accelerate when you feel he's about to cum.

5. Don't use your teeth
Suck your lips in over your front teeth. Don't just scrape your teeth over his penis... and please don't bite down on it!

4. Don't rest your elbow in his leg
Remember that thing you did as a kid where you drill your elbow into your friends thigh??? Was it a good feeling?!?! (if you don't know what I am talking about... just jab and grind your own elbow into your thigh)

3. Don't gag


Practice, learn to control, know your limits.... but just don't gag throughout the BJ. It's a turnoff.

2. Don't keep stopping and starting
It's the break in the rhythm that causes a man to lose that feeling that's been building up. So even though your jaw is cramping, don't stop! If you really must... then at least keep the rhythm going with your hand.

1. Don't forget to swallow
It'll feel great for him because there's no interruption to the "moment", it boosts a man's ego and men like having a bad girl in the bedroom.

If you really don't want to swallow, spit it out discreetly into a towel or tissue (no, not under the bed or somewhere you think he won't find it) or just keep it in your mouth until you get to the bathroom.



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What a fantastic read.

posted by Oli Chi @ 10:36 PM