the epitome of COOOL

Fucked for life.

There are tons of foolish things that can be done and that are easily forgivable. And there's those which will fuck your life up instantly once you do it. One very foolish thing to do, is to get fucking pregnant and worst, get married after that, while you're still living your teenage years.

To begin with, the papers and recent surveys shown that teens these days think having casual sex is ABSOLUTELY ALRIGHT and perfectly normal to engage in. Just look at whats happening in the GREAT USA. Teens are already starting to have sex before they are even 16. They say that asians have the lowest sex drive compared to the entire world. Thats a pretty wrong thing to say, considering what those crazy-assed japs are doing to the girls.

The main point is, If you get to see the amount of teenage mothers out there, you'll know what im talking about.

Then again, there's ABSOLUTELY nothing wrong with getting pregnant after sex. This is what humans were naturally made to do. Replenish the dying old people with fresh new ones. Afterall, the government has been actively encouraging Singaporeans to give birth to more kids since the beginning of time. Tempting us Singaporeans with many monetary benefits simply by giving birth to a child. Only one race in particular has been following the government's advice in the recent years very readily. The rate at which they are reproducing are like, lets put it very simply, Hamsters.

Obviously, having strong family ties and a loving family is more important to them than anything else. This is something they believe in. And theres perfectly nothing wrong with it. Whereas the Chinese, in general, believe very much in building a strong career before starting a family.

It's a very idiot proof thought actually. Just relate it to building a house, you gotta lay a firm foundation before starting on anything else. Otherwise, you'll end up like the latter, building the house first and then worrying later on when the house to fall apart. I'm sorry for being so harsh, but the government can only do so much to help you. The well being of your child is soley dependant on his/her parent's ability to provide. LOVE can only do so much. You won't fill your stomach by saying " I love you "

Thus, unless you have the proper financial power to raise a child. Please don't do it. It's no longer the 70s, 80s, 90s ERA. Back then, you could start a family without thinking so much. These days, people are thinking so much before buying a 70 ~ 80k car. So if you were to bring a child into the picture, it would at least set you back a WHOPPING MILLION dollars. Unless you come from a rich family or are financially stable. Go ahead and be a hamster :)


BUT what happens when you are not working, not rich nor financially stable, AND you happen to "suddenly" get pregnant ( in the context of a teenager 16 ~ 24) WHAT HAPPENS???


Normally when such a disaster happens, the guy is first to be blamed. Everyone blames the guy for either being very stupid, or simply too horny and not being able to think for that spilt second. For not wearing a condom and for releasing his load into the hole. Its always AIMED at the guys.

But guess what? Incidentally, the girl is at fault too. It takes two hands to clap. The girl is prolly having her orgasms and enjoying a tad too much to be even thinking about the dude cumming in her. And when its all over. They just go OH SHIT. Hope dont get pregnant. -.- That hope is as small as Singapore on the world map. Just one small fucking DOT.

Well, a few scenarios normally occur after this disaster.

No.1 - The clever bitch : Aborts the baby. It may seem like a cruel thought, and I might even seem like a cruel bastard for saying this. But thats the most practical and SENSIBLE thing to do. So what if it ruins your chances of getting pregnant in the future? Being a parent is such a pain in the ass these days. Plus aborting the kid saves the trouble of even having to explain to your parents when your stomach starts to show. Once the baby is terminated, all problems are resolved instantly. Its like a paladin's bubble. IMMUNE TO ALL. kay lame.

No.2 - The traditional bitch : The girl tells the parents out of fear. Would end up in 2 Scenarios.

- Girl's dad is damn pissed off, charge the guy with rape or something horrible. Baby is either kept of aborted, depending on the girl's parents. For the guy, future ruined

-Girls parents are extremely upset/happy. It goes either ways. They decide to handle it the traditional way. Both the girl and guy gets married. The baby wont really suffer because both sides of parents would be able to take care of the baby as well. But for the girl and the guy, they're both fucked. At such a young age, you get married because you have no choice, and you still have a long way ahead in life, things are bound to happen. You're fucked. Really fucked.

No.3 The stubborn bitch: Probably someone like Maia Lee ( Singapore Idol contestant ) Not revealing who the father of the child is, Deciding to raise the child up on her own. Why? Because its COOOL, she thinks the child would ONLY need a mother's love to grow up, everyone else around her is doing it, why won't she be able to do it as well. WTF man. A fucking family can never be complete without a father. But in this scenario, the guy's life isnt fucked.



After talking so much trash. The main message of this sermon is, just fucking use a condom. Though the pleasure isnt 100% but you know you are 99.9% safe from pregnancy AND STDs. Would you rather throw 1 million dollars into Big/Small, or put it in the bank and let it grow? Its the same concept.

Ultimately, if you don't use the condom and you've got STD from your partner. You're REALLY REALLY FUCKED. There no solution to that. The equivalant of that, would be just like the lehman brother. BYEBYE

posted by Oli Chi @ 2:18 AM