the epitome of COOOL

Thinking of stupid things.

When you've been stuck at home for far too long. Everything changes. You'll put on weight ; muscles sag ; become pale and white ; not much new clothes to wear ; fucked up hair; thinking of very very random things; singing stupid random songs just to entertain yourself.


Like over the year, I've gotten really pissed with my computer and the Internet connection it has been receiving. I'll lag like fuck in Dalaran, DC in ulduar, DC in heroics. People complain about hearing vacuuming sounds from my lappy. And till this date, I still very much hate my lappy. Its too heavy and big. The sound card is fucked up. The inbuilt wifi chip isn't able to handle the speeds my router is emitting. Like a BBW squashing a thin little guy. All the 3 USB ports on my lappy have literally become like a Prostitute's vagina - LOOSE, Unable to Detect new devices, Rusty. I should prolly clean the ports with VAGISIL. LOL @ those who understand it.

I would love to have the Asus Lamborghini instead of this mess. But still, thankful to have a com which gives me pleasure at the tip on my fingers.


Yesterday, I wasted cash on a new phone. No idea why, but the thought of having something new and opening up the box excites me so much. But BOO to starhub @ forever not picking up my fucking calls. At this rate, my BIS will never be activated on the Storm. If you're buying a BB SOLEY for the purpose of using BBM, its like buying Vagisil, but still not washing your vagina. REETARDED


I need to go for facial, trim my eyebrows, cut my hair. And I need a miracle because I need to see you.



Christmas is coming, but its different from last year. FML

posted by Oli Chi @ 10:45 PM