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There is this particular nurse in my ward.

She looks Korean. She has those small lil eyes. But with very obvious double eyelid marks. Probably done in Korea, a place made famous for transforming the ordinary into the extraordinary.
Then she has this crazy curls for her hair. I really can't make out what sort of hair cut she had. But it sure as hell looks like a bird nest.

Hmmm, maybe a Korean bird nest. She has been wearing the mask for the whole time since i got transferred here. She can't speak proper english. She has all the makings of a Korean. So what would a KOREAN be doing as a nurse in ALEXANDRA HOSPITAL when i bet working conditions are way better back in her hometown. I really can't fathom if shes really an authentic Korean. One thing's for sure, she couldn't have came from the north side. Heh

The truth finally came to light this morning while i was waiting for my turn to shower. So her name is HAO YALI.

OMFG. A fucking TIONG. I was tricked all this while! So what her name really means is, " SO STRESSED" HAH! It just suits her perfectly. She has to be really stressed working in this uber hell-like place. And i guess that is also why her hair became a mess. Hmmm, It's actually quite similar to Einstein's. The whole thing just fits together perfectly like bread and butter. You know what she should really do? Go find David Gan


Ill try to get some shots of her when shes not looking tomorrow.


Speaking of Ah tiongs. Me and baby had our lungs infected with the scent of China man yesterday. He just exited the lift and we had to go in and tolerate the stench for until we reached the 3rd level.

I was cursing and swearing in the lift the whole journey. Fucking smelt like crap luh. Go body shop and invest in some decent smelling shower gel. Fuck it with the china bar soap you use to bathe. It doesnt matter if u earn very little. I believe this sort of money should not be saved. How can you even expect a prostitute to endure such an odor. I bet she'd gladly turn you down and save her lungs.

A perfect sentence to describe the damage the stench does to the lungs would be, " Smoking a carton of cigarettes in one day, or inhaling carbon monoxide from a car's exhaust wouldn't deal as much damage to the lungs as compared to inhaling a china man's BO

posted by Oli Chi @ 11:17 AM