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A World of Fantasies

Its been close to 1 week where I've been going to sleep just after my meal. There are rumors that one will put on weight by doing so. Believe me, stay in a air-conditioned room at 15 to 20 degrees during your sleep. You'll just be like a hibernating bear. No weight gain :) The other rumor is that one will get nightmares eating just before sleep.I had my fair share of them, I've also had a fair share of very weird dreams.

I dreamt that i got kidnapped by some psycho. He sliced my dick off and stitched it up. I swear! I never felt a dream so real. Thank god it was just a dream. Otherwise there'd be no point in living on. I had to keep feeling my dick to reassure it.

Then there was a dream. I was riding my Honda Sp and speeding through the traffic. That was rather pleasant. Thankfully, no accident came to me in the dream.

Vanessa Hudgens was my girlfriend. She dumped Zac Efron for me. Shortly after that, I became a model for Gucci. The bottom line is, I would have to count my lucky stars if i ever had someone to rich and beautiful as my partner. It's just all a bloody dream.

The most recent dream i had just before my gramps came over was involving my brief affair with this girl called strawberry. So, i was in a relationship with her. And then there was this amercian dude around. It turned out she was pleasing him sexually so that she could achieve a higher platform in her career. The funny thing was, the guy was fucking bi -sexual. He came so close to me and suggested we do kinky stuff. I told him to fuck off. Then i left the house.

When i came back, I tried to make out with berry. She chased me away and told me to go back to my room. I don't know why, but i sneaked out to see some other random dude banging her on the sofa. Super utterly disappointed. I snapped some pictures of them making love. Then the ang moh dude came along and wanted to kill me.

I ran out of the house and saw chee yong along the way. Chee yong was scared of the ang moh too. So he ran with me. Unfortunately, due to our bad habit, our lungs weren't able to take the pressure and the ang moh caught up. He said " hand over the film or I'm gonna kill your brother"
A police overheard the conversation and nabbed him..

What a lame dream right.

I had a dream when i was young. That was to build a big house so that both sides of my family can stay together. I would need to have a house the size that of Tommie Goh's. How naive was i then. I bet i couldn't live with both sides of the relatives together. We never thought of money being a problem when we were young. Because we never thought it was gonna be important in the future. We only understand when we grow up. That's so sad.

posted by Oli Chi @ 7:43 PM